"If a commission by an earthly king is considered an honor, how can a commission by a Heavenly King be considered a sacrifice?"
-David Livingstone

December 29, 2010

New advertising method for volunteers?

Wanna lose some weight? We've got just the plan for you! *insert salesman pitch style tone* No cost. No pain (well, OK, maybe just a little bit a pain, but, hey, as they say, "no pain, no gain," right?) No exercise. And no diet planning shall be required as your appetite shall be sufficiently reduced due to natural causes.
In fact, from our experience we suggest that you may be able to lose as much as 15 lbs in as little as 3 days!
Be advised: Regretfully, our plan may not be for those who possess healthy consitutions and hardy stomachs.
For further information inquire below.

Well, what can I say? Sometimes desperation drives you to do unconventional things...;)

Before rumors spread, I should add the disclaimer that, no, this is indeed not our new advertisement (but I hope you already knew that.) Instead it is concocted as part of the wanderings of a recovering mind.

The Adam's clan (minus 3 and plus 1) has been momentarily struck down by some miserable bug or other. I think we're all, though some still quite sick, in recovering stages.

I hope to soon have more updates to put on.

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